Because sometimes you get unexpected presents from friends named Michelle who see a Playdoh ice cream maker and automatically think of you.
I also love getting mail because you sometimes get your $100 worth of Hanson merchandise earlier than expected.
And then you get to show off your new Hanson, zip-up hoodie.
And your comfy new Hanson shirt which actually doesn't say Hanson anywhere on it so no one will ever know.
And because you're a freak and like to plan years in advance, you receive the ever popular Hanson one-sie for your first born who hasn't even been planned yet. This is the first thing your baby will wear as soon as you poop him or her outta your vagina. Let the brainwashing begin!
I also love getting mail because you sometimes get your $100 worth of Hanson merchandise earlier than expected.
And then you get to show off your new Hanson, zip-up hoodie.
And your comfy new Hanson shirt which actually doesn't say Hanson anywhere on it so no one will ever know.
And because you're a freak and like to plan years in advance, you receive the ever popular Hanson one-sie for your first born who hasn't even been planned yet. This is the first thing your baby will wear as soon as you poop him or her outta your vagina. Let the brainwashing begin!
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